Driving in my Rock

Right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

DUI?

How about you die

I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!!

AN HOUR

Little do you know,

I filled up on estus flask

Ima get your nightfarer ass

Pulverize this F*CK!!

With my Godfrey-Axe

It seems you're outta luck

ROCK!