* 50% of the time, you crash, everytime.

 * A wild RubRub appeared!

 * Adding bugs, hold on.

 * At the end of the day, it is night.

 * Back for more are ya?

 * Breaking physics...

 * Build your own levels using the level editor

 * Calculating chance of success

 * Can you beat them all?

 * Collecting scrap metal

 * Counting to 1337

 * Customize your character's icon and color!

 * Dashing to victory!

 * Does anyone even read this?

 * Dont Dash. Open Inside.

 * Drawing pretty pictures

 * Fake spikes are fake

 * Fixing bugs, hold on.

 * Fus Ro DASH!

 * Gathering pixels...

 * Get ready for big fail

 * Go online to play other players levels!

 * Here be dragons...

 * Hiding rocket launcher

 * Hiding secret vault

 * Hiding secrets

 * Hold down to keep jumping

 * Hold on, reading the manual

 * Hope the big guy doesn't wake up...

 * I am porfesional progarmer

 * I don't know how this works...

 * I have been expecting you.

 * I'm something of a programmer myself.

 * If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...

 * Impossible geometry!

 * It is only game...

 * It's Over 9000!

 * It's Rob Toppin Time!

 * It's about time...

 * It's all in the timing

 * It's you again. I can smell it.

 * Listen to the music to help time your jumps

 * Loading Rage Cannon

 * Loading Shape Jumper

 * Loading awesome soundtracks...

 * Loading done. Just waiting.

 * Loading the loading screen

 * Loading the progressbar

 * Loading what, exactly?

 * Loading will be finished... soon

 * Looking for pixels

 * Made by RobTroll

 * Most relaxing game ever made

 * Now with more colors!

 * Only one button required to crash

 * Play, Crash, Rage, Quit, Repeat

 * Pro tip: Don't crash

 * Pro tip: Jump

 * Programmer is sleeping, please wait

 * Programming amazing AI

 * RTX OFF

 * RobTop is Love, RobTop is Life

 * RubRub was here

 * Shhhh! You're gonna wake the big one!

 * So many secrets...

 * So, what's up?

 * Spikes are not your friends, don't forget to jump

 * Spikes... OF DOOM!

 * Spooky doesn't get out much

 * Starting the flux capacitor

 * Stay calm, or panic. Whatever you prefer.

 * Such wow, very amaze.

 * The Vault Keeper's name is 'Spooky'...

 * The spikes whisper to me...

 * This seems like a good place to hide a secret...

 * Time to crash at 96%

 * Troll Headquarters

 * Trying to find more FPS

 * Unlock new icons and colors by completing achievements!

 * Use practice mode to learn the layout of a level

 * Waiting for planets to align

 * Wandering around aimlessly

 * Warp Speed

 * Welcome to Robert Games

 * Welcome to the friendliest place on earth

 * What are these physics...

 * What if the spikes are the good guys?

 * What's a Ninja Muffin?

 * Where did I put that coin...

 * Why are you back? Just to suffer?

 * Why can't you just be nice

 * Why don't you go outside?

 * Why u have to be mad?

 * Winner of the Fastest Update award

 * You can download all songs from the level select page!

 * You got something to eat?

 * You know what? I don't know...

 * You waited how many years!?