소설의 도입부라는 컨셉으로 쓴 것


Godfried the brave lad was wandering about in a bleak landscape of the city he lives in as usual. He had no particular occupation but thought it very shameful not to buy his daily bread with the money of his own earning. So he did some unpleasant and very dangerous things for folks on the streets, who were mostly involved in what you'd call illegal activities, and got a little bit of money.

He hadn't been affiliated with school at all in his entire life, although his wise and learned grandfather gave him some knowledge about Ethics and Literature. Based on that, he constructed his own philosophy as he grew older.

Acknowledging the opinion that to live by Ethics might be unnecessary for his survival or even harmful to his life, at the same time, he thought nevertheless that doing so, I mean living by ethics, makes a man look like an admirable man, and not a frightened little girl, which he undoubtedly wasn't.

As a result of having such an attitude, he gained reputation as a good something of a public servant. But I guess I would have to point one thing out now. His so-called 'Ethics' was not what you and general society would call Ethics, rather, it would be appropriate to describe it as a mixture of business morality and duty of Mercenaries.

To quote you an instance to help you out in understanding what I mean, he one day happened to receive a request of helping a squad in kidnapping a bunch of children for the sake of selling them to high ranking government officials, he accepted the request without the slightest degree of hesitation after hearing the amount of reward, and did a bang-up job.







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투명드래곤같은 병맛소설 컨셉으로 쓴 것


A man preaches,


"Now that this world has proved to be a horrendous place for you to live in, there's just no need to add to others' happiness. So the best course of justice in this instance would be eye for an eye, but even that might be not enough nowadays, therefore do unto others before they do unto you as I always say."


Some people don't really like it.


"The flock following him is getting bigger and bigger. I'm pretty sure they are bound to make an uprising, judging from their statements and behaviors thus far."

"And apparently they were successful in developing a weapon of mass destruction."

"Indeed, they would try and kill basically everyone in the world including you and I, and those common people supporting us. Then this glorious life of pleasure, power and joy would cease to exist for sure. It would be no longer possible to have all kinds of experiences with whoever we want to molest and fuck."

"That's the primary among those losses we would have"


So they started a war to abolish the man and his followers because it was quite obvious that otherwise they themselves would be abolished.

Enormous number of lives died. The preacher's major disciples got assassinated, and finally the followers failed in defending the gate to their headquarter office complex. Their weapon of mass destruction was already destroyed.

Only few men and women were alive and fighting to protect their teacher, who was already unable to move his limbs.

"Let's see if we can irradicate him from this world. Because he is a hideous freak of nature that must be destroyed as per Darwinism, or something."


General Pervert's sword was about to pierce his heart.


But he could not shatter his chest.


"What?"

"So I failed AGAIN"


That volice was not that of a human. It was blood curdling. The man's appearance started to get distorted. In a few seconds, the general could not call him a man anymore. He was the Satan itself. Then he just vanished.


To see the miserable finding no satisfaction in their life is the biggest happiness of Satan, thus he who is not able to achieve what he wants in life is the best servant of Satan. So the world is mostly under the power of Satan, but the prosperity of the people such as General Pervert has always annoyed him. So he has tried many times to put an end to their joy, with the help of his faithful servants.


"He shall return when this war has been forgotten, shan't he?"





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한국외대 영어과 학생한테 평가해달라고 했는데 문법이나 구문적인 부분을은 지적 안해주고 소설적인 내용 자체를 지적하면서 중2병 소설이라고 막 그러길래 어느정도 됐구나 했지.