๋‹Œ์ž๋Š” ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

ใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ธใƒฃใฏใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚

Ninja is real.



๋‹Œ์ž๋Š” ๋ฐ˜์‹ ์ ์กด์žฌ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
ใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ธใƒฃใฏๅŠ็ฅž็š„ๅญ˜ๅœจใงใ™ใ€‚

Ninjas are half-godly entities.



๋‹Œ์ž๋Š” ์ธ๊ฐ„์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๊ธฐ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์—, ์ƒ๋ฌผํ•™์ ์œผ๋กœ ์ž์†์„ ๋‚จ๊ธธ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
ใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ธใƒฃใฏไบบ้–“ใงใฏใชใ„ใฎใงใ€็”Ÿ็‰ฉๅญฆ็š„ใซๅญๅญซใ‚’ๆฎ‹ใ™ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚

Ninjas are not humans and cannot biologically produce offspring.



๋‹Œ์ž์˜ ์ˆ˜๋Š” ๋„์ฃ ์˜ ์นด๋ผํ…Œ ํŠธ๋ ˆ์ด๋‹์œผ๋กœ์ธํ•ด ๋Š˜์–ด๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ฒฝํ–ฅ์ด ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
ใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ธใƒฃใฎไบบๆ•ฐใฏใƒ‰ใƒผใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใซใŠใ‘ใ‚‹ใ‚ซใƒฉใƒ†ใƒˆใƒฌใƒผใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ฐใซใ‚ˆใฃใฆๅข—ใˆใ‚‹ๅ‚พๅ‘ใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚

Ninjas tend to increase their numbers by karate training in the dojo.



NASA๋‚˜ ํŽœํƒ€๊ณค๋„, ๋‹Œ์ž์˜ ์œ„ํ˜‘์„ ์•Œ๊ณ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
NASAใ‚„ใƒšใƒณใ‚ฟใ‚ดใƒณใ‚‚ใ€ใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ธใƒฃใฎ่„…ๅจใ‚’็Ÿฅใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚

NASA and the Pentagon also know the threat of ninjas.



๋‹Œ์ž์˜ ๋ฐฉํ•ด๋กœ์ธํ•ด ํŠธ์œ—์ด ๋Šฆ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
ใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ธใƒฃใฎๅฆจๅฎณใซใ‚ˆใ‚Šใƒ„ใ‚คใƒผใƒˆใŒ้…ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚

The tweet was delayed by the ninjaโ€™s sabotage.




โ—†๋‚ด์ผ๋„ ๋‹น์‹ ์—๊ฒŒ๋งŒ ๋‹Œ์ž์˜ ์ง„์‹ค์„ ์ „ํ•ด๋“œ๋ฆฝ๋‹ˆ๋‹คโ—†