울마누라가 영어공부하면서 모아놓은 기사들 ..

이건 욱껴.. 웃길께아닌데.. ㅋㅋ
A Ukrainian businessman wants to buy New Year\'s gifts for his 50employees. He goes shopping and decides to get a pager for eachemployee. The salesman explains how they work. \"Look,\" he says, \"whensomeone calls, your pager rings. You see the caller\'s phone number anda short message on the screen.\" The businessman pays for the 50 pagers,puts them in his car, and heads for the office. On the way, he suddenlyhears a very loud noise. All 50 pagers start ringing at the same time!The businessman freaks out and crashes into a lamp post. When he calmsdown, he sees the message on the 50 pagers. It says, \"Congratulationson a successful purchase!\"

이건 마누라가 쿨하데 ..
A four-year-old boy is at home watching TV. He goes to the kitchen andtells his mother, \"There\'s a tiger in the bedroom.\" She laughs,thinking he is talking about a TV program. Later, she looks into thebedroom. She is horrified by what she sees. There\'s a leopard watchingTV on the bed! She grabs her son and runs away. The leopard soon turnsover and falls asleep. When forest department officials arrive, theleopard is still taking a nap. They take him to a zoo.

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