니들이 빠는 언어의 근본 철학이 집대성 되어있다!
I was really, really bad at writing parsers. I still am really bad at writing parsers.

We have things like protected properties. We have abstract methods. We have all this stuff that your computer science teacher told you you should be using. I don\'t care about this crap at all.

There are people who actually like programming. I don\'t understand why they like programming.

I\'m not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say \"Yeah it works but you\'re leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that.\" I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

I do care about memory leaks but I still don\'t find programming enjoyable.

I don\'t know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.

Back when PHP had less than 100 functions and the function hashing mechanism was strlen()