When I do have to go into more detail than \"I write software\", I sex it up by saying \"I write artificial intelligence software for recommendation systems\".  Sounds pretty awesome when you say it like that, huh?  

Truthfully, that\'s like describing a summer job at Burger King as \"caloric energy distribution engineer\".

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