์—ฌ์ž ์ฃผ์ธ๊ณต ์•„๋‹ค์˜ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ ์˜๋ฏธ: 1). AdA=๋‚˜๋น„์˜ ๊ตฌ์„ฑ๊ณผ ๋น„์Šท. 2). Ada=Adam(์•„๋‹ด, ์ฒซ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ์ธ๊ฐ„์„ ์ƒ์ง•, ๋‚จ์ž). ๋ค์œผ๋กœ ๋‚จ์ž ์ฃผ์ธ๊ณต ์ด๋ฆ„์€ ์ด๋ฐ˜ ๋นˆ ์˜์–ด๋กœ Ivan Veen, Ivan=Eve(์ด๋ธŒ, ๋‘ ๋ฒˆ์งธ ์ธ๊ฐ„, ์•„๋‹ด์˜ ๊ฐˆ๋น„๋ผˆ์—์„œ ํƒ„์ƒ, ์—ฌ์ž). 3). Ada๋Š” ๋Ÿฌ์‹œ์•„์–ด๋กœ ํ•˜๋ฐ์Šค ํ˜น์€ ์ง€์˜ฅ์„ ๋œปํ•จ. 4). ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋Œ์•„์˜ค๋Š” ๊ตฌ์กฐ Aโ€”>Dโ€”>A.

"All happy families are more or less dissimilar; all unhappy ones are more or less alike," says a great Russian writer in the beginning of a famous novel (Anna Arkadievitch Karenina, transfigured into English by R.G. Stonelower, Mount Tabor 3.05 Ltd., 1880).

โ€œํ–‰๋ณตํ•œ ๊ฐ€์ •์€ ๋ชจ๋‘ ๋ชจ์Šต์ด ์ œ๊ฐ๊ฐ์ด๊ณ , ๋ถˆํ–‰ํ•œ ๊ฐ€์ •์€ ๋ชจ๋‘ ๋น„์Šทํ•œ ๋ถˆํ–‰์„ ์•ˆ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค.โ€๋ผ๊ณ  ์œ ๋ช…ํ•œ ์†Œ์„ค ์ฒซ๋จธ๋ฆฌ์— ๋Ÿฌ์‹œ์•„์˜ ์œ„๋Œ€ํ•œ ์ž‘๊ฐ€๊ฐ€ ๋งํ•œ๋‹ค. (์•ˆ๋‚˜ ์•„๋ฅด์นด๋””๋น„์น˜ ์นด๋ ˆ๋‹ˆ๋‚˜, ์˜์–ด๋กœ 1880๋…„, R.G.์Šคํ†ค๋กœ์›Œ๊ฐ€ ๋ฒˆ์—ญํ•ด ๋งˆ์šดํŠธ ํƒ€๋ณด ์ฃผ์‹ํšŒ์‚ฌ์—์„œ ๋ฐœํ–‰ํ•จ).

์ด๊ฒŒ ์ด ์ฑ…์˜ ์ฒซ๋ฌธ์žฅ: ๋ณด์ด๋А๋‡จ? ์•ˆ๋‚˜ ์นด๋ ˆ๋‹ˆ๋‚˜ ์ฒซ๋ฌธ์žฅ์„ ๊ฑฐ๊พธ๋กœ ๋ฐ”๊ฟจ์ž–์–ด! ์ด๊ฒƒ์œผ๋กœ ์•Œ๊ฒŒ๋œ ์‚ฌ์‹ค: ์ด ์ฑ…์€ 19์„ธ๊ธฐ ๋ฐฐ๊ฒฝ์˜ ๋˜ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ํ‰ํ–‰์šฐ์ฃผ, ๋Œ€์ฒด ์ง€๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ์„ค์ •์ธ ์†Œ์„ค์ธ ๊ฒƒ.

์ž‘์ค‘ 1884๋…„ ๋นˆ๊ณผ ์•„๋‹ค๊ฐ€ ์ฒซ์ •์‚ฌํ• ๋•Œ ๋‚˜๋ณด์ฝ”ํ”„๋Š” ํ”ผ๋„ค๊ฐ„์˜ ๊ฒฝ์•ผ ์ค‘ ์ผ๋ถ€๋ฅผ ์˜๋„์ ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ฝ์ž…ํ•จ. ์ฐธ๊ณ ๋กœ ์ œ์ž„์Šค ์กฐ์ด์Šค๋Š” 1882๋…„์— ์ถœ์ƒ. ์™œ ์˜๋„์ ์ธ์ง€ ์•Œ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ์„ค์ •.

1888๋…„์€ TS ์—˜๋ฆฌ์—‡ ์ƒ์ผ, ์•„๋‹ค์™€ ๋นˆ์ด ์„ธ ๋ฒˆ์งธ๋กœ ์ •์‚ฌํ•˜๋Š” ๋‚ ์งœ๊ฐ€ 1888๋…„.

Dr. Ero๋Š” ์•„๋‹ค ํ˜น์€ ์—ด์ •์˜ ์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ์ž„. ์ž ๋งŒ Dr. Ero ์—๋กœ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ? ์˜์–ด๋กœ ๋‹ค์‹œ ๊ธ€์ž๋ฅผ ์žฌ์ •๋ ฌํ•˜๋ฉด orDeR ์ฆ‰ order(์ˆœ์„œ)๊ฐ€ ๋จ. ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ๋์ด ์•„๋‹˜. Order๋Š” Ardor์™€ ์ˆจ๊ฒจ์ง„ ์–ธ์–ด์œ ํฌ์ž„. ๋”๊ตฐ๋‹ค๋‚˜ Ardor๋Š” Ardis์™€ ์•Œ๊ฒŒ ๋ชจ๋ฅด๊ฒŒ ๋งž์ถฐ์ง. Ardis์˜ ๋œป์ด ๋ญ๋ƒ๊ณ ? ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ์Šค์–ด ardisia์—์„œ ์œ ๋ž˜๋œ ์–ด์›์œผ๋กœ ๊ฝƒ์žŽ์˜ ๋พฐ์กฑํ•œ ๋ ํ˜น์€ ์ฐฝ๋ ํ˜น์€ ํ™”์‚ด ๋์ž„. ํ™”์‚ด ๋ ์ฆ‰ The point of the arrow.
๋ณด์ด์‹ญ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ? Arrowโ€”>Ero!!!

Dr. Ero์˜ ๋˜ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์ด๋ฆ„์€ Dr. Kemp ๋ˆ„๊ตฐ์ง€ ์•„์‹œ๊ฒ ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ? ํ—ˆ๋ฒ„ํŠธ ์กฐ์ง€ ์›ฐ์Šค ํˆฌ๋ช…์ธ๊ฐ„ ๊ทธ ์ฃผ์ธ๊ณต์˜ ๋™์ฐฝ ์•„์„œ ์บ ํ”„ ๋ฐ•์‚ฌ์ž„. ์ด์ฏค ๋˜๋ฉด ๋Ÿฌ์‹œ์•„์–ด๋ฅผ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ด์•ผ๋จ. Po merke. ๋œป์€ ๊ธธ์ด๋ฅผ ์žฌ๋‹ค, ํ˜น์€ ์ˆœ์„œ๋ฅผ ๋งž์ถ˜๋‹ค. ์ž ๋งŒ ์–ด? ์–ด? Po MerKE? pO mERke? ๋Œ€๋ฐ•. ์ž ๋งŒ ์ด ๋‹จ์–ด์˜ ๋œป์ด ๋ญ๋ผ๊ณ ? ์ˆœ์„œ๋ฅผ ๋งž์ถ˜๋‹ค. To โ€˜Orderโ€™โ€”>Dr. Ero.

Oh Shit Nabokovโ€™s Word Fuck!

OSNWF ๊ฑ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์˜๋ฏธ์—†์ด ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด๋ด„. ์ด์ œ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋‚˜๋ณด์ฝ”ํ”„ ์–ธ์–ด์„น์Šค ใ…ˆใ„ด ์ž˜ํ•ด์˜ ์•ฝ์ž์ž„. ์•”ํŠผ ๊ทธ๋Ÿผ.

OSNWF!!!!

์—ฌ๊ธฐ์„œ ์ผ๋ถ€ ๋ฐœ์ทŒํ•จ: https://www.depauw.edu/sfs/backissues/5/swanson5art.htm
๊ถ๊ธˆํ•˜๋ฉด ใ„ฑ ๊ทผ๋ฐ ์Šคํฌ์žˆ ์–ด์ฐจํ”ผ ์Šคํฌ ์ƒ๊ด€์—†์„ ๋“ฏ?